I am not a Douchebag.
I will not steal.
I will not fight with any other Madhatter, White's staff or local resident.
I will clean up after myself and will not litter, especially on the river.
I will not light off fireworks at the campground.
I will respect all living things around me.
I will have as much fun as possible and will do my best to make sure other Madhatters are having fun.